Frankieroxmysox's Journals

jokes 03

litle miss muffet sat on a tuffet
eating a bowl of stew
along came a spider
and sat down beside her
guess what?
she ate him up too!

jokes 02

a snake went into a cafe and ordered a cup of tea. "that will be $2," said the waitress, "and may i say that it nice to see you here. we dont get many snakes coming in here." "im not surprised at $2 for a cup of tea!" he replied.

why didnt the two worms go into noahs ark in an apple?
because they had to go in pairs.

how doyou make a glow worm happy?
cut off its tail and itll be de-lighted.

who was wet and slippery and invaded england?
william the conger.

joke 01

maa little cousin lucas told me wiv this and i was laffin like hell:

what do you call 2 robbers? a pair of knickers!