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a snake went into a cafe and ordered a cup of tea. "that will be $2," said the waitress, "and may i say that it nice to see you here. we dont get many snakes coming in here." "im not surprised at $2 for a cup of tea!" he replied.

why didnt the two worms go into noahs ark in an apple?
because they had to go in pairs.

how doyou make a glow worm happy?
cut off its tail and  itll be de-lighted.

who was wet and slippery and invaded england?
william the conger.

Posted on 06/28/2007 7:18 AM Visits: 8
frankierolover333: 07/24/2007 8:30 AM
wow funny
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